Did this massage therapist answer all of your questions?
Yes
Did you notice a foul odor when you arrived at this provider's office?
Not at all, their office smelled fantastic!
Did the massage therapist have overly calloused hands?
Not at all! They had very smooth hands
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
Not at all, their cologne smelled great
Did this massage therapist apply enough pressure during the massage?
Absolutely. They applied the perfect amount of pressure