Does this provider promptly return your phone calls?
Absolutely not! My phone calls aren't returned at all!
Are you confident that this provider will continue working with you until a solution is reached?
Not at all, I feel like they're constantly ready to give up on me
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
No, they didn't wear any cologne
Do you feel that you could have received better service somewhere else?
Probably, I wasn't impressed