Did you notice a foul odor when you arrived at this provider's office?
Not at all, their office smelled fantastic!
Does this provider maintain a professional appearance?
Absolutely Not! He/She always looks like a slob.
Does this provider give unbiased advice?
Absolutely! I always get sound, helpful, and completely unbiased advice!
Did this provider show attention to detail?
Absolutely! They are always very careful and meticulous
Does this provider promptly return your phone calls?
Definitely! They always call me back very quickly!