Did you notice a foul odor when you arrived at this provider's office?
Not at all, their office smelled fantastic!
Was this provider late to your appointments?
Not at all, I showed up early and they were ready to see me
Does this provider offer any coupons, discounts or promotions?
Yes
Did this provider promise services he/she couldn't provide?
Not at all! They exceeded my expectations
Is this business in a safe neighborhood?
Yes, it was in a safe enough neighborhood