Was this provider sympathetic to your situation?
Not at all. It was obvious they didn't care about me
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
Definitely! I could hardly stand to be in the room
Does this provider offer any coupons, discounts or promotions?
Not that I have seen
Is this provider's business conveniently located?
Sort of, but its pretty far away from everything
Was this provider's office too cold?
No, it was fine