Does this provider promptly return your phone calls?
                        
                        
                            Absolutely not! My phone calls aren't returned at all!
                        
                        
                            Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
                        
                        
                            Not at all, their cologne smelled great
                        
                        
                            Does this provider always put the customer first?
                        
                        
                            Yes, they always put customers first
                        
                        
                            Were the restrooms well-stocked at this provider's office?
                        
                        
                            Yes, they had everything you could possibly need!
                        
                        
                            Is this provider's business conveniently located?
                        
                        
                            Absolutely! It is right off the freeway and close to everthing