Did this provider leave you unattended for an extended period of time?
No, I was always attended to
Did this provider have reasonable prices?
Absolutely!
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
No, they didn't wear any cologne
Was this provider argumentative or easily angered?
Not at all, they were one of the kindest, most attentive individuals I've ever met
Did you feel safe in this provider's care?
Absolutely! I knew I was being cared for by an expert!