Did you notice a foul odor when you arrived at this provider's office?
Not at all, their office smelled fantastic!
Was this provider argumentative or easily angered?
Not at all, they were one of the kindest, most attentive individuals I've ever met
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
Not at all, their cologne smelled great
Was this provider sympathetic to your situation?
Yes! They went above and beyond to make me feel special and respected
Did you feel safe in this provider's care?
Absolutely! I knew I was being cared for by an expert!