Does this provider promptly return your phone calls?
Absolutely not! My phone calls aren't returned at all!
Did this provider thoroughly explain the risks and benefits of your treatment?
No, they didn't even attempt to explain
Is this provider's business conveniently located?
Not at all, its out in the boondocks
Does this provider leave you on hold for a long time when you call?
All the time! I think I got a gray hair while I was waiting
Was this provider argumentative or easily angered?
Very, they contradicted everything I said and became very angry