Is this provider's business conveniently located?
                        
                        
                            Absolutely! It is right off the freeway and close to everthing
                        
                        
                            Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
                        
                        
                            No, they didn't wear any cologne
                        
                        
                            Does this provider give unbiased advice?
                        
                        
                            Absolutely! I always get sound, helpful, and completely unbiased advice!
                        
                        
                            Did this provider seem irritated to be working with you?
                        
                        
                            Not at all, they were glad to help me with anything I needed
                        
                        
                            Was this provider's office easy to locate?
                        
                        
                            Absolutely! It couldn't have been easier!