Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
No, they didn't wear any cologne
Did you leave the office feeling satisfied with your visit?
Yes
Did this provider leave you unattended for an extended period of time?
I was left alone for a while, but it wasn't too long
Did this provider promise services he/she couldn't provide?
Yes, they were able to do almost nothing they originally said they could
How would you compare this provider to others in his/her field that you have visited?
Not the worst, but certainly not the best